Tuesday, February 28, 2017

The English Language

Today’s category: StupidityThe English Language      In celebration of the complexities of the English language, we bring you the following: Lets face it English is a stupid language.       There is no egg in the eggplant No ham in the hamburger And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple. English muffins were not invented in England French fries were not invented in France. We sometimes take English for granted but if we examine its paradoxes we find:- that Quicksand takes you down slowly Boxing rings are square And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. If writers write, how come fingers don’t fing.Read More →

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