Sunday, March 12, 2017

Church Bloopers 1

Today’s category: Church SignsChurch Bloopers 1      1) Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.      2) The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church.      4) Evening massage – 6 p.m.      5) The Pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.      6) The audience is asked to remain seated until the end of the recession.      7) Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 to 8:30 p.m. Please use the back door.      8) Ushers willRead More →

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