Friday, March 10, 2017

Medical Dictionary

Today’s category: RednecksMedical Dictionary      Artery: The study of paintings.      Bacteria: Back door to cafeteria.      Barium: What to do when patients die.      Benign: What you be after you be eight.      Catscan: Hunting for Kitty.      Cauterize: Made eye contact with her.      Cesarean Section: A neighborhood in Rome.      Colic: A sheep dog.      Coma: A punctuation mark.      DandC: Where Washington is.      Dilate: To live long.      Enema: Not a friend.      Fester: Quicker than the other guy.      Fibula: A small lie.      Genital: Non-Jewish person.      G.I. Series: World series of military baseball.      Hangnail: What you hang your coat on.      Impotent: Distinguished, well known.      Labor Pain: Getting hurt at work.      Lower G.I.: Privates and Corporals.      Medical Staff: A Doctor’s cane.      Morbid: A higher offer than I bid.      Nitrates: Cheaper than day rates.      Node: Not a doubt.      Outpatient: ARead More →

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