Saturday, June 17, 2017

Life as a Female Bear


Today’s category: Animals
Life as a Female Bear
      If you’re a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.

      Before you hibernate, you’re supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that, too.

       If you’re a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.

       If you’re a female bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

       I wanna be a bear.


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