Friday, June 23, 2017

Questions and Answers


Today’s category: Questions
Questions and Answers
      Q: Why do they say ‘Amen’ at the end of a prayer instead of ‘Awomen’?
      A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!

      Q: Why didn’t Noah go fishing?
      A: He only had two worms!

      Q: When was the longest day in the Bible?
      A: The day Adam was created because there was no Eve.

      Q: Why did God create man before woman?
      A: He didn’t want any advice.

      Q: What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
      A: A roamin’ Catholic!

      Doctor: Your recovery was a miracle!
      Patient: PRAISE GOD. Now I don’t have to pay you!

      Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
      A: Even then men wouldn’t ask for directions!


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Date: June 23, 2017 at 09:09PM
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