Friday, June 16, 2017

The Ventriloquist


Today’s category: Blondes
The Ventriloquist
      A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town. He’s going through his usual run of stupid blond jokes, when a big blond woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and says: "I’ve heard just about enough of your denigrating blond jokes!

      What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does a person’s physical attributes have to do with their worth as a human being?

      It’s guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in my community, of reaching my full potential as a person … because you and our kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes but women at large … all in the name of humor."

      Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, but the blond stops him. "You stay out of this. Mister, I’m talking to that little jerk on your knee!"


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