Thursday, July 20, 2017

The End of the World


Today’s category: Questions
The End of the World
      When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it?

      USA Today: We’re dead

      The Wall Street Journal: Dow Jones plummets as world ends

      National Enquirer: O.J. and Nicole, together again

      Playboy: Girls of the apocalypse

      Microsoft Systems Journal: Apple loses market share

      Victoria’s Secret Catalog: Our final sale

      Sports Illustrated: Game over!

      Wired: The last new thing!

      Rolling Stone: The Grateful Dead reunion tour

      Readers Digest: ‘Bye!

      Discover Magazine: How will the extinction of all life as we know it affect the way we view the cosmos?

      TV Guide: Death and damnation: Nielson Ratings soar!

      Lady’s Home Journal: Lose 10 lbs by judgement day with our new "Armageddon" Diet!

      America Online: System temporarily down. Try calling back in 15 minutes.

      Inc. Magazine: Ten ways you can profit from the apocalypse!


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Date: July 20, 2017 at 09:03PM
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