Today’s category: Rednecks
You’re A Redneck Jedi If
1. You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y’all."
2. Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
3. At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.
4. You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
5. You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.
6. The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.
7. Wookies are offended by your B.O.
8. You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.
9. Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the dark side…it’ll be a hoot."
10. You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electroshock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.
11. You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.
12. Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.
13. You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
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Date: July 30, 2017 at 09:04PM
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