Monday, August 7, 2017

New Year’s Resolutions


Today’s category: Technology
New Year’s Resolutions
      New Year’s Resolutions for Internet Junkies

      1. I will try to figure out why I *really* need 7 e-mail addresses.

      2. I will stop sending e-mail to my wife.

      3. I resolve to work with neglected children – my own.

      4. I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm with which I answer my e-mail.

      5. I resolve to back up my 10GB hard drive daily…well, once a week…okay, monthly then…or maybe…

      6. I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet.

      7. When I hear "Where do you want to go today?" I won’t reply "MS Tech Support."

      8. I will read the manual.

      9. I will think of a password other than "password."

      10. I will stop checking my e-mail at 3:00 in the morning.


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